Ahhhh! Zombies!!

Everybody loves zombies these days.  There are some great zombie books. There are some terrible zombie books. There have been some great zombie movies.  Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!

http://yerlifeguard.tumblr.com/post/11816545212/z-is-for-zombies-thats-good-enough-for-me-hey

Old Man Rant - Radio Today

I find it extremely disturbing that oftentimes when I am trying to find a song that came out before 2005 I have to go to 98.5 to hear it.  I find it more disturbing that on the weekends almost every radio station in Atlanta decides to have an 80s-90s Weekend.

The state of today's radio is ridiculous.

http://yerlifeguard.tumblr.com/post/10504104228/radio-radio-an-old-man-rant

It Isn't Easy Being Green

Especially when you're surrounded by people that put their plastic bottles in the trash WHEN THE RECYCLING BIN IS RIGHT BESIDE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

It's labeled VERY clearly, "This bin is for plastic and aluminum recycling." Oh, I'm sorry you couldn't take the 1 second it would require to read that phrase before dropping your Sunkist bottle in with all the other crap in the garbage.  Yes, I will go in and take it out because I don't want that bottle in the landfill for the next 15,000 years.

GAH

http://yerlifeguard.tumblr.com/post/10240196076/sometimes-i-dont-feel-like-being-green

Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch

Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch


I grew up eating sweetened cereal.  I'm not sure why Mom let 


us, but she did and I am very grateful.  I still eat it today b/c 


it's just so good with all those vitamins and minerals to help 


get my day started right.  Of course, I usually eat it at night. 


Maybe that's one of the reasons I have trouble sleeping 


sometimes.

http://yerlifeguard.tumblr.com/post/10226295826/do-i-tend-to-over-indulge-in-the-capn-sometimes

Doo-doo, Boogers, Pee and Puke

This is one of my favorites, and if I say so myself it's one of my better posts.  As a teacher I see the stuff in the title WAY MORE than any adult should, but it is what it is.

Enjoy

http://yerlifeguard.tumblr.com/post/11342245872/doodoo-boogers-pee-and-puke

Raiding the Tumblr Vault

So I've been slack and not done anything and seeing my line graph plummet to such sad lows I have to do something, so I'm going to post some entries I did on Tumblr before I realized that I already had a blog and didn't need to do it in 2 places.

http://yerlifeguard.tumblr.com/post/12055850778/my-turtle-is-more-interesting-than-your-pet-and

I Want to Believe

I wrote this yesterday for my Tumblr and I wanted to put it here. Being a lazy person I'm taking the lazy route. Hope you enjoy it.