Raiding the Tumblr Vault

So I've been slack and not done anything and seeing my line graph plummet to such sad lows I have to do something, so I'm going to post some entries I did on Tumblr before I realized that I already had a blog and didn't need to do it in 2 places.

http://yerlifeguard.tumblr.com/post/12055850778/my-turtle-is-more-interesting-than-your-pet-and